New Year!

2005 is here! Happy New Year everyone, and good luck with resolutions! I didn’t make any yet, but maybe it will come to me later.

BTW, looks like Anna Nicole Smith is off to a fast start this year. Trimspa for your wallet, baby! That woman seems like she needs to lay off the booze and drugs, even in her own commercials! US Airways isn’t doing too badly for itself either.

What I Really Mean Is…

Apparently Bunky is learning to knit over her winter break, and so she decided to make me a scarf. We had the following conversation over email:

Bunky: Your boucle scarf is possibly ok, but I’m not sure if you’ll like the material because it’s a little rough.
Me: I’m not so sure about itchy scarves…
Bunky: You must love my scarf or you die.

T________T Looks like it’s going to be an itchy winter…

Iron Chef’d

It’s been mad boring at my parents’ place this holiday, so I’ve been watching a lot of Food Network. I usually like to watch Rachael Ray and Iron Chef shows. Emeril kinda bothers me and Mario Batali uses crazyass ingredients I could never hope to find, let alone afford. Then there’s Tyler Florence who goes to someone’s house to cook and mocks her by saying that she “makes a mean reservation.” What a jerk! The other day my little brother tried to convince me that he was such a great chef and I was all like “You can’t make anything except eggs” and so he challenged me to a cookoff at some point in the future. I’m not sure if he’ll carry through with the challenge, but I told him that “If you can talk the talk, you better be able to wok the wok.”

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

Not Bitter

WTF is this…? I haven’t had any of these problems at least…