5 Months In
This is to remind future me that when I get nostalgic for Kiwi's early days I need to remember that this parenting thing is really tough. Even at 5 months, Kiwi is super-needy all the time, and I'm just exhausted. The whole experience is like a big ball of poo studded with diamonds. I'm hoping things get better once he can sit up by himself and play without my help.
Hard to Order
Bunky came home to find a crying Kiwi, and she was the only one who could console him. I went to order some food on the phone while she consoled him and took him to the diaper changing station. Unfortunately, just as I started ordering she started yelling at me for not changing Kiwi's diaper earlier, since it was stuck to him (though I had changed him less than an hour ago).
Waiter on phone: Hi can I take your order?
Bunky: OH HIS BALLS ARE STUCK!!!
Kabitzin: Uh... um...
Waiter on phone: What's going on over there?
After I explained that my wife was changing a diaper, he understood, but Bunky was laughing so hard that I could barely order while laughing.
