Category Archives: Elsewhere Online

You can take the Gates out of MS, but you can’t take the MS out of Gates. In the latest issue of Vogue, Bill’s wife, Melinda Gates, reveals that among the “very few things” on “the banned list in our … Continue reading →

See the jar, the congressman challenged Stewart Parnell, holding up a container of the peanut seller’s products and asking if he’d dare eat them. Parnell pleaded the Fifth. Damn that bastard CEO of the contaminated GA peanut butter paste plant! … Continue reading →

Our mayor made the national news: In light of the big Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens matchup this weekend, mayor Luke R. Ravenstahl has officially changed his name to Luke R. Steelerstahl. I see what you did there… The change … Continue reading →

Check this out. There goes my day.