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Hard to Order

Bunky came home to find a crying Kiwi, and she was the only one who could console him.  I went to order some food on the phone while she consoled him and took him to the diaper changing station.  Unfortunately, just as I started ordering she started yelling at me for not changing Kiwi's diaper earlier, since it was stuck to him (though I had changed him less than an hour ago).

Waiter on phone: Hi can I take your order?

Bunky: OH HIS BALLS ARE STUCK!!!

Kabitzin: Uh... um...

Waiter on phone: What's going on over there?

After I explained that my wife was changing a diaper, he understood, but Bunky was laughing so hard that I could barely order while laughing.

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