Not Sure What To Do
So I’m doing my take-home portion of my Financial Accounting midterm at 2:00 AM on Saturday, and I’m thinking things can’t get much worse. Toby jumps up on the table to check my numbers and it’s very cute of him. Unfortunately, as he leaves, I notice several dark dots on my test papers…
Toby just left watery diarrhea drops on my test!!! Do I just hand the sheets in as is, or do I rewrite them? I don’t really like this professor all that much…
By Ender, 10/11/2008 @ 1:40 am
I’m just scared to think of where else he has been leaving these watery drops…
By Jesus159159159, 10/11/2008 @ 8:53 pm
OH EM GEE, like, send teh vid to Planets Funniest Animals! dats waht u do DAWG!!!
hmm, well, you can always scan the paper with a printer and PHOTOSHOP it back to normal! You can add some bling-bling for more dramatic effect! Plus, it’ll compliment your naturally curly blonde hair!
and then just print out the new copy! I’m pretty sure your photoshop skills are legit enough.
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By Chris, 10/11/2008 @ 10:31 pm
Well, it’s not like it’s anthrax or anything…is it?
By Jesus159159159, 10/11/2008 @ 11:29 pm
Grr! How clumsy of me! Of course, you scan the paper with a scanner! Not everyone has an all-in-one printer! *ba dum psh*… sorry, I just felt that I should correct myself there
By Velius, 10/12/2008 @ 9:59 am
Tell the prof you had your cat do the test for you, and that the droplets are just reminders from Toby to the prof of how stupid the test was =)
By Hung, 10/12/2008 @ 10:01 pm
Toby is your cat or something, right? I keep forgetting that. And the blog posts are infinitely more entertaining as such.
By teahouseblossom, 10/13/2008 @ 8:48 pm
Hahahahaha..priceless!!
What about White-Out?
Or you can just say it’s coffee stains.
By Chris, 10/14/2008 @ 11:03 am
Don’t be surprised if he tells you “This is SHIT!”. He’d be right no matter how well you did.