So I’m doing my take-home portion of my Financial Accounting midterm at 2:00 AM on Saturday, and I’m thinking things can’t get much worse. Toby jumps up on the table to check my numbers and it’s very cute of him. Unfortunately, as he leaves, I notice several dark dots on my test papers…
Toby just left watery diarrhea drops on my test!!! Do I just hand the sheets in as is, or do I rewrite them? I don’t really like this professor all that much…
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I’m just scared to think of where else he has been leaving these watery drops…
OH EM GEE, like, send teh vid to Planets Funniest Animals! dats waht u do DAWG!!!
hmm, well, you can always scan the paper with a printer and PHOTOSHOP it back to normal! You can add some bling-bling for more dramatic effect! Plus, it’ll compliment your naturally curly blonde hair!
and then just print out the new copy! I’m pretty sure your photoshop skills are legit enough.
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Well, it’s not like it’s anthrax or anything…is it?
Grr! How clumsy of me! Of course, you scan the paper with a scanner! Not everyone has an all-in-one printer! *ba dum psh*… sorry, I just felt that I should correct myself there
Tell the prof you had your cat do the test for you, and that the droplets are just reminders from Toby to the prof of how stupid the test was =)
Toby is your cat or something, right? I keep forgetting that. And the blog posts are infinitely more entertaining as such.
Hahahahaha..priceless!!
What about White-Out?
Or you can just say it’s coffee stains.
Don’t be surprised if he tells you “This is SHIT!”. He’d be right no matter how well you did.