Patting Yourself On The Back
The funny thing is that Ender and I have actually talked about doing this (but we are too lazy to do it).
China’s biggest blog host Sina has recently upgraded its blogging system. A bug in the new system has caused some revealing and laughable accidents: The real identities of some of the fans who post sugary comments anonymously on some entertainment celebrities’ blogs were revealed, and turned out to be the celebrities themselves.
Awesome! Aside from just telling yourself how sweet you are, I could see this as being a way to “seed’ the discussion. As I’ve mentioned to Ender before, most readers don’t want to be the first one to comment on a post, and feel more comfortable commenting when a thread has reached critical mass.
Elsewhere Online | Kabitzin 7/9/2008
By Kabitzin, 7/9/2008 @ 4:35 pm
Hey wow, this is the best blog ever. When are you going to post another article about Charlie Horses? You rock!
By Kabitzin1, 7/9/2008 @ 9:51 pm
OMG!!!! <3 <3 <3 Your blog is SOOOO AWESOME, It’s so filled with AWESOMENESS, totally AWESOME…like TOTALLY AWESOME!!
By Velius, 7/9/2008 @ 9:55 pm
I cannot express what this blog means to me, my heart is so aflutter every time I read about Charlie Horses. When there is no where else to turn during the pain and anguish of a Charlie Horse, I always know there will be a blog entirely dedicated to this disease, yes, it’s not just some condition, it’s a disease famously known as Tutela Equus.
By Hung, 7/10/2008 @ 8:12 am
I guess that solves the mystery of the identity of Jesus159159159!
By Kabitzin159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:33 pm
Like, oh em gee!!! WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR!1?5!??9!? I AM THE REAL
Jesus159159159Kabitzin159159159!!! Who cares about Charlie Horses?!1?!5?!9 When are you going to post about your art progress!1?!5?!9?!?! WANNABE LOLI FOXES FTW!!! And that comment is TOTALLY fake because the REALJesus159159159Kabitzin159159159 would have added a reference to 80s pop culture, cause EVERYBODY LOVESRaymond80s POP CULTURE!! DESPITE THE REALJesus159159159Kabitzin159159159 NOT BEING BORN DURING THE 80s!!! I ONLY DO IT SO Kabitzin WILL FINALLY NOTICE THE LOVE THAT PLAGUES MY HEART!!! *listens* DO YOU HEAR THAT BOYS AND GIRLS?!?1?5!?9?!?!?! IT IS THE SOUND OF *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!1!5!9!!!Oh fiddle sticks!(1)!!5!!9!! It appears that Kabitzin’s spam blocker made, I, the infamously notorious
Jesus159159159Kabitzin159159159’s comment go into moderation!!! I HATE WHEN IT DOES THAT!!! LIKE, hear me out girls, *snaps his fingers* *bobs head* MMM HHMM, like, totally, for realz, all I want to do is have the comment with the most links in it!!! I only do it because it makes up for the missing link (hurr hurr get it?… I’m not saying that I, the infamously notoriousJesus159159159Kabitzin159159159 is a missing link!) that I do not have on my name… because I do not have a blog or a website…BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER!!! CAUSE I’LL JUST ADVERTISE Kabitzin’s SITE TO GET MORE VIEWS!!… Although, this plan would work only if I, the infamously notoriousJesus159159159Kabitzin159159159 would comment on another blog instead of always stalking this one… *sigh*▼ Show
By Kabi-fan159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:36 pm
Like, oh em GEE!!! That isn’t the REAL
Jesus159159159Kabi-fan159159159!!!! The REALJesus159159159Kabi-fan159159159 would ALWAYS, and I mean ALLLLWAAAYYSSS comment about the site layout!!! He would either compliment about a certain feature that was added (i.e. editing comments, because the REALJesus159159159Kabi-fan159159159 ALWAYS needs to proofread his comments!), or just pointless stuff that nobody really cares about… (i.e….*makes love to the smiley all the way at the bottom of the blog*) So yea, like I was saying, I LOVE YOU KABITZIN!!! I WANT YOUR BABIES!!! *dreams about Kabitzin and the REALJesus159159159Kabi-fan159159159 having *CENSORED* *CENSORED* CENSORED*By Jisusu-IchiGoKyu^3, 7/10/2008 @ 12:37 pm
Whoa! Like, who is this Kabitzin159159159 and Kabi-fan159159159???… Hes pulling all the right strings! *winks* =3
And the REAL
Jesus159159159Jisusu-IchiGoKyu^3 would ALWAYS, and I mean ALLLLWAAAAYYYYSSS add a kitty smiley no matter the circumstance! HA!! IMPOSTORS!!! =3By God159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:38 pm
God159159159
Oh man, that
Jesus159159159Jisusu-IchiGoKyu^3 is a fake because the REAL God159159159 would ALWAYS, and I mean AALLLLWAAAYYSSS have a tl;dr comment!!! ITS A MUST!!!▼ Show
By Jesus159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:39 pm
lmao! I’m flattered that you added all the necessary “159″’s to my name! Do you know how many people think its WAAAYYY too long (like a certain thing in my pants when I think of Kabitzin)? *hugs Hung, because when you take the “n” out of his name, you get “Hug(s)”*
And now that I think about it (btw, the REAL
Jesus159159159Jesus159159159 loves to start his sentences with “And”, and he also loves the fact that he needs extra help with the singular/plural rule…), it would be really funny if I, the REALJesus159159159Jesus159159159 was actually Kabitzin! I mean, that would explain why Jesus159159159 always fanboys about him, but I can assure you, Jesus159159159 is actuallyJesus159159159Jesus159159159, not Kabitzin =3By JIGGA159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:44 pm
GAAWWDDD DAYUMMM MOTHA FAKAS!!! ALL YA BITCHEZ KNO DAT DA FOR SHO
Jesus159159159JIGGA159159159 wud ALLWAAYSS< AND I BE SAYIN’ ALLLLWAAAYYSSS be talkin’ liek a White-boi-wannabee gangsta! Or, if ma intellect be reminiscing (ya know gangstas LOVE da word reminiscing, cause it be da only word dat mek us luuk smart YO! CHEA CHEA!!!) i wud be considared a frat-boi! cause Kabitzin taught me dat word yo! WORD!!! XDBy Kabitzin, 7/10/2008 @ 12:48 pm
Yeah pretty much everyone in my class loves me. I mean you. I mean me.
By Nintendo159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:48 pm
NOOO!!! Everyone knows that the REAL
Jesus159159159Nintendo159159159 would always, and I mean ALLLWAAAYSSS mention Nintendo, even if the conversation has nothing to do with Nintendo!! KABITZIN!!! I WANNA WII FIT WIT YOU!!! *huggles* oh, and your site is legit and bitchin’! cause everyone knows the REALJesus159159159Nintendo159159159 would ALWAYS, and I mean ALLLWAAAYSSS use the words “legit” and “bitchin’”By Jesus159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 12:53 pm
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Okay! I’m done for the night!
By Jesus159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 1:04 pm
(errr, sorry for doing Kabi-fan159159159’s habit, which is comment number 6 in this post)
whoa, I didn’t notice that using spoiler tags makes all the things in it go bold text… It feels somewhat obnoxious!… FIX IT!!!
Oh, and back on topic of the post, I always thought that most would always like to be first comment (I mean, that would explain all the “FIRST” comments you see on blogs like engadget and the like). Also, people always pay attention to the first comment, but I guess I understand how that leaves the person in the spotlight and more likely to be bashed or something. Damn you playa-haters! D:
By Kabitzin, 7/10/2008 @ 1:41 pm
Yeah it takes a brave, smart, and handsome man to leave the first comment on the post.
By Jesus159159159, 7/10/2008 @ 2:19 pm
*will try to be the brave, smart, and handsome man to leave the first comment*
Once again, I’m sorry for obsessing over the site layout again, but I discovered something cool (and alittle bug on your site =3) I was playing around (not playing around THAT WAY, cause thats only reserved for you and Totali… oh yea, the REAL Jesus159159159 always, and I mean ALLLWWAAAYSSS loves to obsess over Totali..)… so yea, I was playing around with the site, and noticed whenever I hovered my mouse over the bolded test of “Visit SS!AB”, “Recent Comments”, “Great Blogs”, etc, the mouse would turn into one of those minimize/maximize symbols, so I clicked on the text, and what do you know, the section minimizes! I thought that was a pretty nice touch!
But what concerns me more is that whenever I minimize the “Categories” section, this text apears (hope it will paste alright)
Just wanted to point that out =3
Edit: Hmm, guess it didn’t paste correctly. Oh well, you should understand the jist of it! =3
By Chris, 7/10/2008 @ 6:51 pm
It’s called masturbation. It’s healthy but you shouldn’t do it in public.