The Stupid Competition
Random Bus Boy On Street:
I’m walking to go to lunch and I notice there is a guy with his head completely and tightly covered with tinfoil, with holes for the mouth, nose, and eyes (think a lucha libre mask). To add to the effect, he also has a funnel that has been tightly covered in tinfoil on his head. He looks like the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz. I wanted to hit him with a frost spell. He was talking to his friend like nothing was wrong. At least the government can’t track him now.
Me:
Not paying attention, and eager to grab something off the printer, I start walking out the door to my office (so door opens towards me) and get the door caught on my foot. Not realizing this, I keep moving forward, and proceed to slam my face into the side of the door. I feel like I have a welt on my left cheekbone now, and my office mate tried hard not to laugh while assuring me she wouldn’t tell anyone about the incident. Yeah, I don’t believe her either.
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By Velius, 07/24/2007 @ 3:25 pm
Enter Final Fantasy Fanfare *DunDunDunDun Dun Dun Dun DunDun!!!*
Door has gained 15 exp, Door is now level 2!!! =)
By Kabitzin, 07/24/2007 @ 3:58 pm
That will make the door that much harder to get by next time… hmmmm.
By Velius, 07/24/2007 @ 4:05 pm
The problem is that this is an unfair matchup. Even if you surprised attacked the door and got a crit, the door would still come out on top over the side of your face =(
By Chris, 07/24/2007 @ 8:52 pm
Don’t aim for the top! If you aim a bit lower, you might get a Darwin Award. No kidding, I knew someone who got a toilet door slammed into his private zone. He would have lost his balls from that within a few hours if he hadn’t been sent to a hospital for an emergency OP due to an incarcerated vein or something.
By Kabitzin, 07/24/2007 @ 11:21 pm
OMFGWTF?!?!?!
By Velius, 07/25/2007 @ 11:02 am
You should get that checked out. You don’t want to lose your face because of a incarcerated vein.