The Big One
Had an amazing experience at Chipotle today. I was ahead of this average looking guy (average height, maybe on the thin side), and was going about ordering my rather plain chicken burrito. This guy also ordered a chicken burrito, but he got practically every single possible extra on it. He even sprung for the $1.50 guacamole. He got three different kinds of salsa, lettuce, cheese, and sour cream. He even got a side of chips! By the time the server was done, his big tortilla was completely covered with food, and she could barely fold it. Everyone was just staring at this gigantic burrito in amazement and the server was laughing as she tried to fold it up. When I remarked, “That is an impressive burrito,” he smiled and replied, “I have an impressive appetite.” Well played!
The feeling in the Chipotle was seriously electric. I felt like someone could just start breaking into a slow-clap at any second. Since we ordered next to each other, it was clear that his chicken burrito was TWICE the size of my chicken burrito. In fact, it was so huge that the cashier mistakenly tried to overcharge me $0.20!!!
By Kungfucius, 6/29/2007 @ 6:41 pm
As much as I like eating at Chipotle, even I would have trouble finish a burrito with all that stuff! Although Tochi might be able to finish it. He wolfed down a Chipotle burrito like it was nothing when I took him and Ender there for dinner.
By adscion, 7/18/2007 @ 11:00 pm
wow. i can’t believe chipotle guacamole costs $1.50 in Pittsburgh as well as in New York City. that franchise is raking it in!