Not As Good As Plasma Arc
I don’t know if he’s undergoing teenage angst or what, but lately Sydney has been a major pain. He pees on random stuff in the bathroom all the time now, and has been trying to climb onto the stove top. He also has been acting all crazy at night, and busts in to scratch up the bed (even though his scratching post is right next to it).
Over the weekend, I was sitting on the floor near Sydney, and minding my business. I heard him make a weird cat-yowl and as I looked over, I saw him making the wheezing noise and body twitches that typically precedes a hairball. So naturally, with only a split second to react, I did what any loving pet owner would do:
I concentrated all my ki in my legs, leapt across the room, grabbed Sydney by the neck scruff, and flung him by his scruff, so that he would spin 180-degrees and puke on the tiled kitchen floor instead of on the carpet. I know, I am a hero.
It turns out I was just in time, cause just as Sydney hit the 90-degree mark, he began to spew chunky grey puke in a wide arc. It got all over some shoes (even in one of my work shoes), but most of it landed in a large gob on the kitchen floor. In the middle of the puke was one of Bunky’s hair ties. The gob was right on the border, but not a single drop of puke landed on the carpet. I felt like George W. Bush… MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Similarly, about 10 minutes later, Sydney snuck back to his original spot on the carpet and puked up an even larger gob. I made Bunky clean it up. It’s called delegation.
Pets and Plants | Kabitzin 5/22/2007
By Kungfucius, 5/22/2007 @ 5:12 pm
I was just imagining that spin move you put on Sydney in matrix slow motion, and then loled
By Catnipped, 5/22/2007 @ 7:42 pm
HAHAHA, that is awesome. Sydney makes life so much fun