Drop It Like It’s Hot
While walking to the parking lot, there was this robin that was standing right in the middle of the sidewalk blocking my path. Although he had a mean look in his eye, I didn’t let his presence break my stride, and I kept on going straight at him, with a defiant spring in my step. He must have sensed my determination, because at the last minute he hopped out of my way, and proceeded to crap himself just to the side of the sidewalk. As in he created a mini-Christmas scene on the mulch with his digested lunch. I have the same effect on humans sometimes, too.
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By teahouseblossom, 5/27/2005 @ 8:31 am
He was probably mad because he was trying to concentrate on pooping, and your presence messed with his process.
By Kungfucius, 5/27/2005 @ 10:38 am
LOL….that’s just too funny