Cat Box

We got a whole shipment of cat goodies yesterday (Bunky is really impulsive about these things), so Sydney’s been in an overworked tizzy. Along with the usual assortment of furry and feathery doodads, there was a little laser pointer. The legendary appeal of a twitching red laser dot was confirmed, and Bunky expressed appreciation for the fact that she can lay on the couch and entertain Sydney with a minimal amount of effort. However, I was quick to notice that on the packaging there was the bold proclamation that this product was not just for cats. Apparently, you can use it on fish and birds as well! I tested it out and while Clyde (our large black angelfish) wasn’t impressed, the platys went all out trying to chase the little red dot as well. Wow, truth in advertising! It was interesting to note that while the cat and the fish were attracted to the dot, the catfish was not. Our cory catfish simply ignored the laser. No bird testing has yet been done, but maybe I will try that out come spring.

The major item in the package, however, was the Litter Locker. Basically it works by wrapping up litter in a tight spiral of bagging, so that you don’t have to choose between taking the litter out to the garbage every day and smelling old litter in the house for a whole week. It seemed easy enough to use, and as far as I can tell it works on locking away the smell. The only disadvantages of the product are the bulky size and the potentially pricey (over time) specially designed refill bags. Supposedly each bag cartridge works for 2 weeks.

Of course, in spite of all these neato gadgets, Sydney’s favorite part of the shipment was the large cardboard box that the goodies were shipped in. Not only is it a large box, but it’s also filled with crinkly brown paper (for padding I suppose) that makes a lot of noise and does not shred easily. We’re leaving it out for him for a while so he can hide in it and chase the toy mice we stow inside.

Hopefully all these toys will help make up for his near-death experience from last week. It seems that while taking Sydney out on a walk (on the leash) last Friday, Bunky noticed a squadron of hawks circling overhead. The hawks then proceeded to fly dangerously low, while circling in a fighter formation. Bunky had no choice but to grab Sydney, and bring him inside our cottage bunker for safety. This may seem paranoid, but a few months ago we saw this video on America’s Funniest Home Videos (I swear it was just during channel surfing T_T) where a young child has his pet white mouse snatched away by a hawk. He had it on the cage and was playing with it in front of the camera outside, when the bird swooped in and grabbed the pet for a dinner date. The audience yukked it up, but Bunky and I just stared at the TV in frozen horror. Can you imagine that child’s trauma?! I thought it was horrible that the audience would be laughing at that (WTF?!), and I was glad we don’t let Sydney roam outside alone. The cottage is in a bit of a foresty area, and Sydney would not be a match for any predators. He has his claws trimmed very blunt (he slides right off the sofa when he tries to climb it mwahahahahaha), and he’s fairly ungraceful for a cat. Next time he’ll have to go out in body armor! And (laser guided!) surface-to-air ballistics!

Home Theme

This week’s theme for illustration is “Home”. I have no idea what I’m going to draw, as when I think of the word “home” I just think of coming back from work, plopping down, and watching TV to vegitate. I hope I do better than last week, as my seasons pic was rather uninspired (especially compared to ADscion’s amazing “Seasons hanging out around the table” mural).

We’ve decided to pick old words from Illustration Friday, and by being one week behind we have the entire week to think of ideas. And cheat by looking at what others submitted ^^.

Showdown Part Deux!

Ahhh, this week marks the rematch between Kungfucius’ OSU Buckeyes and my KaleidoStars fantasy NBA teams. Last time we met, his team handed KaleidoStars its first loss (a narrow 4-5 decision), and since then, his team has been doing quite well. So while Kungfucius sits only 1 game out of the lead in spite of injuries to his top draft pick Kobe “Please Don’t Hate Me Even Though I’m a Big Phony” Bryant, I’ve been struggling to keep my team in reach of the playoffs. At the moment, I’m hanging onto the last slot with only a half game lead. Here’s a look back at what happened to my original team (that I may remember the lessons learned in next year’s draft).

1) A. Kirilenko: He was doing really well, and leading the league in blocks while improving on his FG% from last year, but the injury that kept him out for 2 months has really hurt my team badly since AK47 contributes to so many categories. He’s finally back, so hopefully he can pick up right where he left off.

2) B. Miller: Been solid, although the numbers are slightly down from last year. Good centers are hard to find, however, and Brad remains an every game play for me.

3) M. Bibby: After a disappointing start, Bibby has been outstanding and one of the top PG in the league. He delivers steady assists and good scoring while offering the occasional breakout game. Outstanding rebounding numbers from a PG as well.

4) K. Martin: KMart has been good, but not as good as he was last year. Has been having occasional slumps as well, as he is on a new team that is very young and inconsistent.

5) R. Jefferson: Was doing so well as the man in NJ (although his TO and FG% were rather poor) until an injury took him out for the season. There goes my top scorer…

6) J. Magloire: Gave me a steady low double-double on points and rebounds, but was not as good as I hoped. Then he went and shattered his finger and is still out for another few months.

7) J. Williams: This was a mistake as he has played pretty poorly. I dropped him as quickly as possible. Probably should have taken Manu Ginobli with this pick.

8) K. Kittles: Another mistake as he was injured when the season started. Emeka Okafor probably would have been a better pick here as SG and SF are a dime a dozen in fantasy NBA.

9) M. Harpring: He was fabulous in the preseason, but then proceeded to ride the pine. I dropped him, but later picked him up when AK went down. In his second stint with KaleidoStars he provided decent points and rebounds on excellent FG%.

10) J. Jackson: He was doing his usual JJ routine of decent points, tons of 3’s, with good boards and assists, but then he got traded and everything went to hell. He forfeited over $300,000 by refusing to play for his new team, and completely screwed me over. I had to drop him.

The really amazing thing is that Kungfucius has only made 1 (ONE?!) move since the draft, picking up David Wesley to fill in while Kobe is injured. Now that’s some damn good drafting. To compensate for injuries, I’ve had to do a lot of waiver wire work. Here are a few of my more successful pickups:

– M. Finley: An absolute steal. His owner dropped him (mind boggling) when he got injured so I stashed him on my IL slot and essentially got a mid-round draft pick for free. No complaints here, although if I had drafted him, I’d consider him a mild disappointment.

– B. Knight: Can’t buy a basket, but his assists are insane and his steals are respectable. I was fresh off the high of his 20 assist game when he twisted his ankle, and he’s still injured =(.

– R. Patterson: Picked him up for his steals, and then both Abdul-Rahim and Darius Miles went down with injuries. Patterson has been playing out of his mind with high points, good rebounds, and very high steals. A lucky pickup, but I figure he will come back to earth when the injured players return.

– L. Nailon: The NO Hornets have suffered more injuries than KaleidoStars, and Nailon has taken advantage. I picked him up for points when Jefferson went down, and he has delivered the goods on excellent FG% and with an increasing supply of boards.

So That’s What It’s For

I was scraping the thick sheets of ice off my car last night when I finally realized what those sharp protrusions on the back of the ice scraper were for. I had always just thought that they were some kind of fancy design thing to make the scraper look cool, when in fact they are your last line of defense when there is thick ice that your main blade can’t get past. Which got me to thinking… those ice scrapers sure are well designed. I wonder how long it took before it became the standard stick with blade, brush, and claw that we all know and love today.

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